Now it was back into the efficient London Marathon organisation - ChampionChip off, freeby-bag in hand and kit bag back off the lorry. It's not the efficiency that's impressive it's that for such a big event all the people are so friendly and treat you like you're the reason they're there. If only we could transplant that into high street shop staff!
I didn't bother getting changed as I was heading straight to
Chinese Experience and could change in the dry in their toilets. I wrapped my foil blanket around me and headed off.
Walking (slowly) up to Piccadilly Circus I was amongst many other runners but as I hit Shaftesbury Avenue I was the only person in running gear. I stood out in my shiny silver cape and got a few amused looks but most people asked how I got on or said well done.
At the restaurant I got a nice reception from Tony and the team. Our table was at the back in the main room but no-one else had arrived. The whole restaurant turned and looked at me and waiters stood back so I could pass and walk down among all the tables. I got to the back, dumped my bag and took my foil blanket off.
As I turned, with my number and medal showing, one of the tables gave me a round of applause (and not a little polite one, a full bodied "well done" one) and half the restaurant joined in. Although I was very embarrassed it was a lovely moment. I don't know who you were but thank you, you've no idea how special that was. I muttered my thanks then slinked off to the toilets to get changed.
It was only then that I found that not only had I shown the restaurant my number and medal when I turned to them, but also a long, bright-red streak on my white top running down from my left nipple. Strangely few people ordered anything after that.
When I emerged the family had finally started to arrive. They had got caught up cheering other people which is great. They had all signed a congratulations card and there was much hugging and well done-ing.

I ordered a beer which went down soooo well and we told them we wanted to spend £25 a head and to bring us a selection of their best stuff. And boy did they. The dishes weren't as unusual as they've done before but there was a lot of it.
We finally left just after 5pm but the Northern line was slow (surprise) and we had to run up the escalators and along the platform to catch our train. Yes, I had to run, clutching Harry's hand and carrying my heavy kit bag. It was one of the least fun things I have ever done.
But eventually we were home. I collapsed and had a very easy night.
It's now Wednesday and I've had 3 days to recover. Day 1 I could hardly walk up or down the stairs. Day 2 I could go up but down was hard and today I can do both with only mild grimacing.
My nipples have been incredibly tender and I have sores under both arms and on both sides of my ribs where the GPS rubbed. I also have two small abrasions on my belly where the bottom safety pins holding my number on rubbed me. My knee joints were painful on Sunday but after using a cold pack haven't given me any more grief.
But the most bizarre injury is that I have burnt my mouth. Not a little, but quite seriously - my tongue has been stripped and the sides of my upper mouth are raw. The only cause I can trace is the 3 bags of very salty Snack-a-Jacks in nearly a 12-hour period.
And if you want evidence that running helps you lose weight, I weighed myself Saturday morning and was 12st 10lb. On Monday morning I was only 12st 5lb. I have been very tired over the last 3 days but am starting to feel more normal now.
My sponsors have been fantastic. A colleague who offered £25 more if I finished in under 3h 45m gave me the money anyway, my neighbour tripled his donation as I beat 4 hours and I've had a number of donations since finishing which is excellent.
It was a great event. I'm glad I did it again but I'm more convinced than ever that it should be my last one. Mind you, Gordon Ramsey only beat me by 6 minutes...
Cheers
David
PS Congratulations to all the other
Rainforest Foundation runners, especially Jane who was aiming for 4h 30s and came in at 4h 01m. Brilliant stuff.
Photo courtesy of
Chopstix.com